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battlepope:

to be honest this might have been the best episode ever

 

nova-force:

“I’ve lost weight” I announced.

Everyone congratulated me.

But Weight was the name of my son.

 

funnylaughlol:

trapinch:

theyellovvbrickroad:

if the words “funny” “laugh” or “lol” are in ur url

excuse you

 

defeating:

Once my health teacher was asking these girls what they were being for Halloween in the middle of class and one girl said “we’re twins” and I yell out WHICH ONE HAS THE ASTIGMATISM like that contact lens commercial and literally nobody said anything not even a giggle or any form of acknowledgment even though it was dead silent 

 

pizzaforpresident:

an actually really scary and true story (dont read if you’re scared of your basement) 

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dear god

 
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